thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream

(via gundaam)

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satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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I’m sorry I’m busy I have an unpopular tumblr account to run

me every day (via watersaugus)

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iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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(via gundaam)

easyriderr:

ghdos:

I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

this is me in a text post

nothing has ever been more relevant

(via foleiadeux)

awwww-cute:

Curious

awwww-cute:

Curious

(via gundaam)

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via redeyeswhiteshota)

thetygre:

sexydavestrider:

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

Every cat owner ever.

First there was Garfield, where Garfield was a talking cat and Jon was his owner. And that was vaguely amusing.

Then there was Garfield Without Garfield, and Jon was insane. And that was funny.

Now there is Garfield where Garfield is just a regular cat and Jon is a regular cat owner. And it is hilarious.

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effaced-ace:

I feel like there really needs to be a conversation about the difference between being sex-repulsed or not and being sex-positive or sex-negative.

Sex-repulsed does not necessarily equal sex-negative.

Someone can be sex-repulsed and still be sex-positive.

(via life-of-an-asexual)

meowkait:

television show idea;

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

(via monster-you-made)

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davestrider123:

seperate nepeta picture cause I liked how it turned out

davestrider123:

seperate nepeta picture cause I liked how it turned out

(via missredglare)

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

(via bibliophilebrittany)